Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Odd Future Rappers: Why Rap Genius Exists?

Fuck I just missed "Cool Hand Luke" on TCM. any who. Something just Occurred to me..

I have never heard or used.. Rap Genius until I started listening to Odd Future..

Coincidence?

For many eons of my life I have gone without the need to to translate a bar or verse in a song unless there was the Ohio Players or The Isley Brothers.. ( Cause they vague and freaky like that)

Hey maybe I'm fooling my self and this is the ultimate dick riding move.
Think about it what artist have you used Rap Genius on before you used it with Odd future artist?


I Have No Idea What Earl Sweatshirt is Rapping/Talking about.


I admit it, I'm a Earl Dick riding Hipster Asshole All day erryday.. Errday

But What the fuck is he rapping about? That shit sounds really cool but every time I listen I have to go to Rap genius each bar..Every bar , what the hell? I love Earl but I will be the first to admit that it takes me a few replays to understand what he's talking bout. Lil' Wayne got that on lock, Rakim (and Eric B.) sure, sometimes. 2pac their's always a double meaning ALWAYS. But Earl's music is like pleasing a female; your not gonna give her an orgasm the first time, your too excited (for the song). That you forget take your time pleasing her (or understanding). When your done you feel sooo good , and when you look down at the girl (Earl's music) she's pissed of because you came all fast. I know the example is fucked up but , wanted to use this way because its the most interesting; and also guy's like sex and what have you.


I could turn on my Nerd mode and talk about his Album "Earl",  and rant track by track however, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FA THAT.  But what you can do in the mean time is this pick one of you favorite Earl song or  one you've never listened to. Play it, then write down what you think he's talking about. Once your done with that , go to Rap Genius and prepare to feel bamboozled.

This is Earl Stan Level.

Rappers Born After 1986 "usually" have better Skill ones born in the 70's to Mid 80's

 From Wiz Khalifa (1987) to Odd future (1988-1994) there seems to be a trend among rappers. from Joey Badass with exception of Chief Keef. most rappers born in the 1990's actually sound like the 90's
and look like it..

Note trend of Collectives..
A Tribe Called Quest?

It tried to find a real 90's one but there were too many tongue pictures..

At any rate the outlook of  Hip hop  in the future looks good,  but cant forget the reigning king..

Gah ya know want this...





Trinidad Jame$ , Clayton County's Mesiah


I gotta admit this shit is getting out of hand. Hell I should be a rapper. " All gold everything" more like all green necks. Honestly I don't hate the dude but, it actually reminds me theirs hope for me, If  I decide to entertain.

If one more rapper like him comes out..



Ok that's it I will become a rapper now!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Why 2Chainz gives hope to rappers everywhere

I understand dumb shit sells but how dumb do you have to be successful as a rapper these days?
 How high off lean do you have to be?

drink more lean ; pay more child support

But today is not about Lil ' Wayne chewing down any light complexioned  piece of trash. The baddest bitch he ever fucked  is with Memphitz so nigga you fail.

But Today is about a special guy,
Somebody needs their Geritol
A no talent nigga that made it..

how do you ask?

With the addition to his voice being submerged in codeine inspired rants about the rap norms that every nigga likes , but will never have.  Coupled with the yelling of his name over and over again like a crackhead pretending its got whiplash.  Why do people like him?

NIGGAS..

Any muthafucka that just likes to act and feel ignorant from time to time. Its not black people, its everyone. Ever been in a mosh pit?


The truth is a lot of you "people" have bad taste,
garbage sells and 2Chainz is reeking.

With that being said I am officially a rapper now, I will be the laziest rapper the world has ever known.


Not you.